If Donald Trump was a real estate Appraiser…

Written by MLHA Team

February 17, 2021

If Donald Trump was a real estate Appraiser

 

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Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and additional noted douchebag, Donald Trump Jr, would all become spokespeople for Trump’s appraisal acumen(and their own homes values’ would skyrocket).

Donald Trump would never actually look at a house, do any of the work, or care about the science/art of valuation, at all. In fact, he would likely, sell his appraiser signature to realtors, lenders, developers, and the highest bidder, to make money without work.

Kanye West would be Donald’s unhinged appraiser assistant, and maybe David Duke too?

The state Appraisal Board, the Appraisal Foundation, the AQB and the ASB, not to mention the Appraisal Institute, and other groups, would all find themselves tied up in litigation, and unable to function.

The value of The Trump Organization’s properties would become worth more than the combined value of Google, Amazon, TikTok, Tesla, and his good friend, Vladimir Putin’s assets.

He would sue all of the other appraisers, file complaints, gag them, try to obligate them to his side, and generally ruin the mechanism meant to benefit the public trust.

Donald Trump would have actually never become licensed/ certified because he would have falsified his application to become an appraiser, but before that his supervising appraiser would have turned him in for having someone else attend his classes, for which Donald Trump would have sued him, 4 times, and he really never would have become an appraiser.

Donald Trump could never make it as a real estate appraiser, but he was elected and served as the 45th President of the United States, and he hopes to use his “public trust” to serve again in 2024.

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